Warnings, Disclaimer, No Guarantees, Use At Your Own Risk
This is Apothecariology, more art, than science.
Warnings and Dangers
Never, ever let minors near this stuff.
Things could happen.
They could explode, turn into something worse,
or who knows what.
Do Not Ingest Any Of These Items,
Rub Them In Your Eyes,
Or Do Any Other Such Foolish Thing
Use At Your Own Risk
Don't buy this stuff unless you assume all risks.
Be careful. Caution. Red flag. Danger!
Nothing is what it seems.
Use your own discretion.
Trust nothing or no one.
Think for yourself.
Nothing on this website may be what it says
or means to say.
Please note that the names of products do not reflect
the ingredients, which are sure to be totally unrelated.
In fact, the listed names of ingredients here are not really
The real ingredients are a secret.
Also, any claims as to efficacy, are simply for display purposes.
Nothing works as advertised, but what does?
There are no guarantees in life and definitely
none on this website.
Do not expect anything to be what it says
or work like it says or anything else.
Have no expectations.
Use everything with caution, including everything on this website.
Trust no one.